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Tired Old Ass Soak

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Product Name Price Qty
Tired Old Ass Soak - 3 ounces $ 5.00
Tired Old Ass Soak - 12 ounces $ 13.00
Tired Old Ass Soak-1/2 gallon $ 45.00
Tired Old Ass Soak - 1 gallon $ 80.00
Tired Old Ass Soak - Bulk (by the pound) $ 8.00
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Quick Overview

Nothing personal - we all have one!

Our best-selling revitalizing mineral bath, used to treat exhaustion due to harrowing workdays, demanding deadlines, overbearing bosses, excessive exercise, rotten luck, frustrating delays, and any other bad stuff that happens!

Get some for all the tired old asses you know!


Inspired by Steve Anthony, Broadway Legend, and the most incredible performer I know.


So many people soaking in it can't be wrong...the way this stuff works is no joke!

There are so many Tired Old Asses out there we'll need to keep making this indefinitely! Exhaustion is becoming a way of life for some.

So don't feel bad about giving this as a gift - tell the person you need it, too! And don't forget to really soak in it - the proof is surely in the bathtub.

Our revitalizing mineral bath will soothe away the years of torture and abuse your tired old ass has taken. The essential oils give your body strength again, and the minerals enhance every action your body performs. Give Nature a chance to show you what REAL RELIEF can be!

If you are too pressed for time to take a bath, take a footbath - OR QUIT YOUR JOB!

Life is too short to be worn out!!

Tired Old Ass Soak contains a unique blend of salts especially high in iron and trace minerals, and 100% pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, vetiver, & others.

Relax as the essential oils remarkably soothe your tired old ass. See also our new Tired Old Ass Splash and Tired Old Ass Balm for hilariously effective relief!!
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